A KID WAS BORN WITH A SECOND PENIS . . . ON HIS BACK

Some people pay their hard-earned money to see circus freaks with two heads or a guy with a tail . . . so they'd probably give their life savings to see this:

There's a kid in China who was born with a SECOND penis . . . on his BACK.

You heard that right . . . he was born with man-junk in the front AND the back.  One pair of kibble and bits was exactly where nature intended . . . but a second baby-phallus was literally dangling from the center of his back.

This kid could've had a bright future in adult film . . . but his parents decided to remove the extra manhood instead.  The surgery took three hours and the kid is expected to live a normal life.  (The Sun)

HERE ARE FIVE COMMON GAS-SAVING MYTHS THAT DON'T WORK

If you want to cut back on gas, you could carpool with that weird smelling guy from work . . . drive as slow as your grandmother . . . or ride that bike you haven't touched in 10 years.  But just don't believe any of those gas-saving myths.

According to the American Automobile Association, "Consumer Reports", and the dudes on "MythBusters" . . . the gas-saving myths we've all heard about don't work.  Here are the five most common:

#1.)  Buy gas early in the day before the gas gets hot and expands.  That's not true.  Whether it's in the holding tank at the gas station or in your car's tank, gas generally stays the same temperature.

#2.)  Turn off the AC to save gas.  Sure, you COULD make your car smell like a locker room . . . but it's not worth it.  Turning off the AC only saves you a half mile per gallon, which is pretty negligible.

#3.)  Buy the expensive stuff to get better gas mileage.  If you drive a car that only requires regular fuel, stick to that.  Premium fuel is only for people who need extra performance . . . and it won't do your car any good.

#4.)  Constantly buy clean air filters to get better gas mileage.  Here's the thing . . . air filters won't save you gas if your car was made after '97 . . . but properly inflated tires will.  So check your tire pressure every month and stay at the recommended level.

#5.)  Use magical potions to get better mileage.  The pros have tried every one of those additives that claim to get you better mileage and they're all a waste of money.

And finally, the guys on "MythBusters" found that people who go for a drive when they're angry use 50% more gas than people who chill out.  In fact, going out for a drive to blow off steam affects your fuel economy MORE than anything else.  (ABC News)

COULD YOU DRINK 24 OUNCES OF BEER . . . IN TWO SECONDS?

Every decade or two, an invention comes along that's so important and so amazing, it changes your life for the better.  This is DEFINITELY one of those inventions.

I introduce to you . . . the Bierstick.  It's a device that allows beer aficionados, alcoholics, and frat boys to drink 24 ounces of beer . . . in less than TWO SECONDS.

Here's how it works:  You pour one or two cans of beer into the Bierstick . . . which is a long, clear tube . . . put your mouth on the mouthpiece . . .

Then hold the Bierstick parallel to the floor by propping it against a wall . . . or, as pictured on the company's website, against the chest of a busty model.

Then press the Bierstick against the wall or busty model . . . and the beer shoots into your mouth.

Sounds dangerous enough, but the makers of the Bierstick say their product will eliminate the need for a beer bong . . . since you won't need someone to hoist the bong for you.