What’s the difference between drunk driving and ObamaCare?
--Drunk driving is not a joke…
MADE-UP QUOTE: “I did not have sex with your insurance plan…” --President Barack Obama
President Obama was voted the second best president of all time in a new poll. Everybody else tied for first---
The ObamaCare website accidentally lists a cupcake shop as an enrollment site. Of course, the president is FURIOUS. His wife hates desserts---
Yesterday was Halloween. Did you see Kelly Ripa’s costume? She took her clothes off and went as a skeleton---
You can be arrested or fined for harassing Bigfoot in the state of Washington. After hearing this, Khloe Kardashian moved there to escape the paparazzi---
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian want a fighter jet fly-by at their wedding. I do too, just as long as it is dropping bombs---
Congress ended one government shutdown this month, but cannot rule out another shutdown in January. Proving once again, you should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups---
According to a new study, gardening can help you live longer after retirement. That is amazing!! People can still afford to retire?
Calls to a San Francisco noise complaint hotline were accidentally sent to a phone sex line. Which begs the question: why don’t we ever hear about calls to phone sex lines accidentally being sent to normal, everyday businesses?